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After pulling the sheet away, they could see immediately that they failed again. They threw him into the moat.
We took pity on him. We took him in. We named him Joe.
through the cage to a gigantic gray (noun)
towering above his head. Feeding that animal made him
hungry. Jimmie went to get a (adjective) scoop of ice cream. It filled his stomach. Afterwards Jimmie had to (verb) (adverb) to catch his bus. When he got home, he (verb past tense) his mom for a (adjective) day at the zoo.
A homeschooled nerd who hasn’t yet figured out what bells and cafeterias are, Lucas is an expert in all things Broadway. You might catch him tap-dancing, or complaining that Lawrence O’Keefe writes bad orchestral reductions.
Claims to fame include: having a Grinchy smile and more energy than 4AM Randy Blamowski, and owning a suspiciously blue pair of athletic pants.
In his free time Dan enjoys taking pictures of friends while they're blinking, working on perfecting his pancake flip technique, and pondering the mysteries of the universe.
Don't feed him mustard
Anxious about skunks
Math is his friend
Excellent at telling time
Sarcasm is his weapon
Can't explain fashion
Buys black market board games
Only vanilla ice cream please
She believes in the power of fleecy socks, purple pens, and things that look like other things.
Vee is very excited to begin her journey with the Pros after stints in the Minor League and Buff State’s FNL. She graduated with honors from Buff State, and is a big fan of making people smile & laugh.
She enjoys all food… but mostly burritos.
A thrill-seeking adventurer, she has jet skied while wearing sunglasses, bungee jumped in the rainforest, rafted through class IV rapids, climbed volcanoes, scuba dived near sharks, piloted a plane, wiped out surfing, hit the bullseye with a crossbow, skydived (twice), ziplined on a boat, and collaborated with the FBI.
He is a former World Slam-O-Rama Pog Tournament Champion and fights every year at POGCON for the title. In the Pog community he is known as The PogFather.
Unfortunately, Becca’s not the funniest attorney at her law firm. But she IS the best attorney at CSz Buffalo.*
*Legal Disclaimer: Becca is the only attorney at CSz Buffalo. Past results do not guarantee future performance. Carrier's data charges may apply.
*She’d tell you about it, but then she’d have to kern you.**“Yeet me that there Raisinet.”
**Strong enough for a man, but old enough to remember 1970s deodorant ads.
Danette would like to thank her mother for always encouraging her to have fun, her husband for allowing her to embarrass him in public and, of course, the ComedySportz Loyal Fans for giving her a reason to keep playing.
Unfortunately she is not nearly as good at writing bios.
Her purpose is simple: to keep the Great Evil at bay. Should she fail in her duties, the World will be swallowed into a dark eternity. Nate, as her disciple, must harvest the essence that powers the talisman: laughter. He roams the globe producing mirth and joy, that we may avoid a terrible fate...
His guilty pleasures include the movie Barbershop, Lou Bega, and Arby's roast beef sandwiches.
If stuck on a deserted island, and could only bring one item, he would bring a Furby so that he had someone to talk to.
She recommends that you eat S'Mores with cinnamon graham crackers and dark chocolate. It's not only better tasting, it's classier.
- Farmer’s Market Scott with reusable canvas tote, baby eggplant, and kombucha
- 5K After Party Scott with articulating knees and runner’s high
- Library Patron Scott in silent packaging
- Bicycle Enthusiast Scott with gift certificate to local bike shop that keeps odd hours
- Office Worker Scott (put it under fluorescent lighting to reveal the secret message)