Owning a women's cut ComedySportz shield shirt > Not owning a women's cut ComedySportz shield shirt. 
Scientificaly proven by us after we put on nametags that say "scientist" and then polled ourselves. 
You should wear this Hanes Women's V-Neck Nano-T (Navy) with a ComedySportz logo and win a blue ribbon at a Science Fair. We're not saying that this shirt wins science fairs, but we're not saying it doesn't.