It's an official vessel for the temporary storage of consumable rehydration solution! Just like the players use on the field - features the ComedySportz shield and the neoprene wetsuit material covers this custom water bottle up to the neck to preserve temperature. This water bottle holds 22 oz. The average human stomach can hold 64 oz. of liquid. So you should probably buy 3 of these babies just to make sure you're covered.

ComedySportz Shield Waterbottle